BEST character is any sitcom EVER.
(checking into Caesars Palace)
Alan Garner: This isn’t the real Caesars Palace, is it?
Hotel Clerk: What do you mean?
Alan Garner: Did, uh, Caesar live here?
Hotel Clerk: Umm, no.
Alan Garner: I didn’t think so
“What in the fuck are you dressed up like bumble bee for, and why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?”
Beer and drugs on the beach, lookin at birds and throwing things fast and at things.
looky looky men
I find myself in a curry house within the hour of arriving in bournemouth…